Let's pretend...

[Malc]

I did a cartoon many, many years back with a blind guy sweeping up his guide dog's mess using a pooper scooper. The dog is going "left a bit...left a bit more".

Is everyone comfortable taking the mickey out of the visually impaired?  I am.

My son Malc said Stevie Wonder is on Twitter. You know the rest.

[Mince]

The dog is going "left a bit...left a bit more".

Why is the dog going to the left?

[Malc]

Did you see the speech marks?
"Going" is a perfectly legitimate colloquialism, and if you knew anything about grammar, you'd know that, Mince, you thicky thick thicko.

[Mince]

Did you see the speech marks?
"Going" is a perfectly legitimate colloquialism, and if you knew anything about grammar, you'd know that, Mince, you thicky thick thicko.

When I read that I was like oh my god! Coz that's like so unfair and disresepcting and everything. And you know that insult, right. You know that thicky thick shit, yeah. That's like no way! And you can't actually do that, you know, isn't it. That's like abuse, big time, and against my rights, or some shit like that. You could go to court and get sued and stuff.

[Mince]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5P_zvE5qY
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[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

 

[Roger Kettle]

Most amusing.

[Malc]

Brilliant. I miss comedy. Here in Australia, I mean.


*sigh* :'(