Peepmaster is annoying me

[Mince]

I've given up giving him advice, because when you do you just get another question and another.

So help me out here. Peepmaster wants to know which of these dresses would go better with his eyes.

   

[Vulture]

No knowing what colour eyes Peeps has, that makes your/his request very difficult to answer.

My thoughts, on looking at the dresses, are that the pink could be worn when Peeps was in a coy, quiet, virginal mood, and the black one when he was on the prowl for a ...... (there's no other way I can put this... sorry..) good seeing to!

Good luck, Peeps! 

[The Peepmaster]

I thought Wolves were unlucky to concede so late in the game, to be honest.