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Offline Roger Kettle

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Proud To Be British.
« on: May 21, 2007, 10:57:19 PM »
While I've been sitting at my computer, a T.V. programme called "Greatest Living Britons of 2007" has been going on in the background. It was a public vote.
Robbie Williams (33%) was runner-up to the Queen (37%).
I'm gutted for The Robster. This is a man who, politely, asked if " he could entertain us". As a nation, we should hang our heads in shame.

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 11:31:03 PM »
I may have mentioned that I saw Robbie in concert a few years back. I've also seen the Queen, wearing pink during her Jubilee year tour.

I know which one I'd pay to go and see again!
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 01:35:26 AM »
Robbie's a overrated ponce. I saw the Leeds concert on TV, and I kid you not, I'm better than him.


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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 06:55:57 AM »
I too was at the computer last night with the TV on in the background and missed the final result..thanks for the info, Roger.

I once took my young (at the time) daughter to a Robbie concert in what I thought was the ultimate demonstration of mother love.  Have to admit I was thoroughly entertained by the lad who has a gift for making you feel you were the only one in the 50,000 audience and all his stuff was being sung for you...cool!

p.s. I missed the final result because I got a phone call from a drunk patient, none too happy about not getting an appointment...the joy of living in a small village where your phone number is known!

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 09:11:38 AM »
Robbie's a overrated ponce. I saw the Leeds concert on TV, and I kid you not, I'm better than him.



I went along to see Robbie at Hampden Park with my eldest daughter, determined to hang onto exactly the same preconception.

I didn't see the Leeds concert, Malc, nor have I seen you perform live in front of 50,000 people, but I'd be willing to wager you're wrong on this one. If not, you seriously need to change career right now!

He's a good singer, not a great one, but his showmanship is second to none. I'm sure he didn't design the whole extravaganza on his own, but he was the linchpin that turned it from a collection of OTT special effects into a show. Yes, it was the greatest exercise in self-glorification I'd ever seen, or will probably ever see, but there was such a tongue-in-cheekiness about the entire thing, you eventually stopped worrying what would become of this man once it was all gone (and yes, despite the ?80m contract he'd just signed, he managed to make me care about that).

I understand exactly what Lil says about his ability to make you feel the performance was done personally for you - and with tens of thousands of pubescent women in the crowd, all desperate for his attention, to perform the whole thing for a man in his early 40s was all the testimony you need to his showmanship.

As for the Queen...the hat was nice.

Mind you, I loved Norman Wisdom too....
« Last Edit: May 22, 2007, 09:14:21 AM by Tarquin Thunderthighs lll »
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 09:33:28 AM »
When is "Take Malc" re-forming?

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 09:36:51 AM »
Wasn't it Vestlife?
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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 12:46:46 PM »
Right. Just you wait.

I think Graeme on the CCGB board has seen me perform on stage (it was when we were in our teens) but I've got a lot better since then.
I will be on tour in late August, starting in Ireland at the Ballyliffin Hotel, taking in Harry Flashman's bar in Saltcoats, The Royal Oak, Chorlton, Manchester and ending up in London. Final dates yet to be set. Tickets are still available.

I think you'll all find me laddish enough without me having to mime fellatio with my microphone the way Robbie does, and I don't have a cheesy I-wish-I-was-Frank-Sinatra segment.

Oh, and I host a beer and barbecue afterwards for those who buy my CDs.

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 12:48:14 PM »
Sold!

Can you slip in a gig near Oswestry?
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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 02:10:41 PM »
Right after the one in West Ostry. Look for the posters. They usually appear the day before, on account of I have to put them up myself.

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 06:09:09 PM »
I'm going to be at the front, waving my lighter in the air.

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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 06:26:02 PM »
I'm going to be at the front, waving my lighter in the air.

Better avoid curries on tour then, Malc - unless you're after some of those pyrotechnic special effects that Robbie Williams uses in his live performances.
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Re: Proud To Be British.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 11:50:07 PM »
No pyrotechnics, but when I do my 70s disco homage, I do ask someone to spin a glitter ball in front of a torch.

I used to have the barman switch the lights on and off really fast, but due to workplace health and safety issues....well, due to a fire really, I had to cut that from the act.