Author Topic: Santa Clause parade  (Read 3310 times)

Malc

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Re: Santa Clause parade
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2010, 02:43:11 AM »
Diane,
I was talking to a bloke today whose sister-in-law breeds champion pooches. Apparently she had a dog that just won everything in all states - all it had to do was turn up and it was guaranteed a winner's ribbon. Then someone poisoned its drinking water during a break between rounds and it died. The vet allegedly said to the owner  "I'm afraid your dog has been poisoned and there's nothing I can do to save him". It was all very dramatic, but my informant came across as a bit of a tool.
Have you heard of any similar stories in the doggie world over there?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Santa Clause parade
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2010, 03:06:57 AM »
I don't show Malc. I would like to but would need to hire a handler and get a specialist groomer for terriers and it just costs too much. I have heard of people pulling their dogs so your dog can't get a best in breed, I've heard of breeders not allowing a handler to work for another breeder of the same breed and one lady I bought a dog from had her show dog killed at the show by a boston terrier.

THe breed clubs are quite another thing - impossible to get in unless someone in the club sponsors you - so those in first close off the club to everyone who isn't in their circle. I know they have told people that I am a puppy mill because my customers have told me this (still buy from me) - most of my customers are smart people, teachers, doctors, university people - people who like what I've done on my website - which is important as they have to drive hundreds of miles to get their pups.

I am in the CKC and still could show if I wanted. It sure was a shock to get into breeding and find out just how mean-spirited dog breeders can be.
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Re: Santa Clause parade
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2010, 03:13:34 AM »
My, that was clever.  ;D

I meant that too - I thought you had come up with the idea.

THis is what I would have said if I had known it was an old joke:

My, that was clever.  ..0

Just so you know for future reference.
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Re: Santa Clause parade
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2010, 09:19:18 AM »
I'd never heard it before either. I laughed, I did.

Malc

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Re: Santa Clause parade
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2010, 05:00:29 AM »
It's the way he types 'em

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Re: Santa Clause parade
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2010, 07:44:35 PM »
Pal of mine took his dog to the vets because it had a dry nose.

The vet said "I'm going to have to put him down".

My pal said, "What - because he's got a dry nose?"

The vet said, "No, because he's bloody heavy".
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟