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Malc

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 06:08:56 AM »
A rookie skydiver is jumping tandem with a more experienced parachutist on his back. Problem is the other guy is suicidal and has decided he will not open their chute.
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Malc

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 06:10:53 AM »
A bridegroom makes his speech just after having smoked a spliff. His hallucinations come in waves between periods fo lucidity.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 08:25:02 AM »
Quote from: Malc on January 05, 2011, 06:10:53 AM
A bridegroom makes his speech just after having smoked a spliff. His hallucinations come in waves between periods fo lucidity.

You were there, Man? S***!  :-[
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I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2011, 10:33:17 AM »
Quote from: Malc on January 05, 2011, 06:07:00 AM
The US President is in the middle cubicle of the toilet and has run out of paper. Vladimir Putin is in the next cubicle and and the Iraqi President is in the other one. Obama must negotiate some toilet paper from these hostile countries before the poo dries hard on his bum.

lol, I absolutely have to do this one.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2011, 10:34:35 AM »
Malc, thanks so much for those ideas - they'll all be used.
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Malc

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2011, 02:53:33 PM »
My pleasure.

Here's another one. Two people who have never actually met before have to convince a tricky inquisitor that they are married to gain entrance to a country.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2011, 07:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Malc on January 05, 2011, 02:53:33 PM
My pleasure.

Here's another one. Two people who have never actually met before have to convince a tricky inquisitor that they are married to gain entrance to a country.
I didn't know you and Mince were such an item.  Congratulations!
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Malc

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2011, 03:19:45 AM »
 ???
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2011, 01:42:40 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry.  I didn't know you had met Mince previously.
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Malc

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2011, 10:27:56 AM »
Bilthe, I can only assume someone is writing posts that my server blocks me from seeing, because it's like you're having a conversation with yourself. :D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2011, 07:52:14 PM »
Maybe your country has filters in place, Malc. That might explain why some of Bilgepump's posts aren't visible to you.
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2011, 12:12:19 AM »
Sorry Malc.  just trying to be witty - and obviously not succeeding.  Just ignore me like everyone else.  I'm used to it now.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2011, 12:46:41 AM »
We don't ignore you. You're a valuable, and accepted part of the clique forum. Long may you remain so.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2011, 08:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on January 09, 2011, 12:12:19 AM
Sorry Malc.  just trying to be witty - and obviously not succeeding.  Just ignore me like everyone else.  I'm used to it now.

Does Malc ignore everyone else?
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Games for Get-Togethers
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2011, 10:05:41 PM »
Who?
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