Diane---Beware "The Bad Hair Bandit"!!!

[Roger Kettle]

According to my favourite newspaper, The Billings Gazette, "The Bad Hair Bandit" has hit Montana. Apparently, this woman (it is, indeed, a she) has robbed 18 banks in the North Western States and has headed inland to rob another bank in Butte, Montana. The FBI are now in hot pursuit so my guess is that she'll head North to your neck of the woods.
You have been warned!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

So-called because of her Medusa hairstyle?

[Diane CBPFC]

Well it is almost that time of year when all of us Canadians will start to wear our woolly toques once again – so she won’t be easy to identify.  Smart lady.