Relative outpouring

[Redundant]

Well the wine rack is empty [that's not a euphemism, it really is a wine rack] and yet our dinner guests are eerily quiet, I suspect a low level search is underway for the good stuff.   Most of them are relatives, on my wifes' side, mine generally don't get day releases.   I'm technically the black sheep of the family, having never been to jail [at least involuntarily] or the local loony bin.   I've actually been to both, but apparently just visiting doesn't count.   Damn, they're getting boisterous again, perhaps the mop bucket wasn't such a good hiding place after all...

[The Peepmaster]

We whole heartedly embrace loonies on here, don't we, Thelma?

[Redundant]

I'm not normally this bad [sort of a lie], but a tad over eager to be "not boring" [true], and I am sure my postings will quickly settle down [whopper].    Actually my wife has to face this sort of stuff on a daily basis [true] and it hasn't done her any harm [may g-d forgive me].

Not sure about the embracing, would we get to hold hands first?  Best to take it slowly, I am a lot to embrace, long arms are mandatory, plus maybe a cold or flu or a lost sense of smell since a particularly grewsome event in the past.