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Offline Roger Kettle

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Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« on: November 18, 2011, 07:57:00 PM »
Man Admits Switchblade Assault In Squirrel Dispute.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2011, 09:44:51 PM »
Was he fighting over the squirrel or with the squirrel?
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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2011, 09:57:18 PM »
Or in the squirrel.

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 05:48:04 AM »
A switchblade? Seems like taking a sledgehammer to crack a nut eater.

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 06:15:51 PM »
Retiring Deputy Once Wrestled Chimp On The Job. (Today's Gazette).

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2012, 06:38:41 PM »
I'm posting in this topic because I found a reference to Roger's favourite newspaper in this image I came across:


Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 07:44:11 PM »
Ah, Billings. No wonder I love the place.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2012, 08:33:44 PM »
This is why it's not a good idea to dress up as a fast food mascot at Halloween.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 11:53:37 PM »
"The Ronald robbers had also decorated him with crudely drawn male genitalia"

What? This amount of time and nary a "well hung" joke?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Another great Billings Gazette headline...
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2012, 08:33:48 AM »
I follow the Billings Gazette on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/billingsgazette
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