Nessie - New Evidence?

[Malc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBSmarQzQd4

[Roger Kettle]

Saw this on the local news. Not terribly convincing, is it?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I think it would help credibility a little if the Nessie-spotters occasionally looked less weird than the monster itself.

[Malc]

I dunno, you know....
My tendency to believe is based on the credibility of the witness rather than what they're showing.

I like my witnesses bashed up a little around the edges with funny accents and hairstyles like Halloween fright wigs. I automatically throw out anything told to me by smooth Hollywood leading men like ("Oprah, I'm In Love!!") Tom Cruise.

[The Peepmaster]

I think it would help credibility a little if the Nessie-spotters occasionally looked less weird than the monster itself.

Didn't Roger recently state that he'd seen it? He's not the wierdest person I've ever seen.




There was a bloke I met in Cirencester in 1983 who looked wierder.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I dunno, you know....
My tendency to believe is based on the credibility of the witness rather than what they're showing.

I like my witnesses bashed up a little around the edges with funny accents and hairstyles like Halloween fright wigs. I automatically throw out anything told to me by smooth Hollywood leading men like ("Oprah, I'm In Love!!") Tom Cruise.

I was thinking like maybe an arch-bishop or a Pope or something. Just not someone who looks like he could be a cartoonist.