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Offline Roger Kettle

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Waving.
« on: March 11, 2013, 09:07:12 PM »
How do you wave? By that, I mean how do you wave at people you recognise? I have discovered recently that I have several waves at my disposal. (You will have already realised that this is a hugely fascinating subject). There's an old lady who lives down the road from me and, when I spot her in the distance, I give her a rapid side-to-side hand wave. It's pretty girly, I admit, but is apt for the situation, I feel. Then there's my wave to a contemporary male. This is much more macho and resembles a casual Nazi salute---I don't click my heels but my arm is raised to almost perpendicular with absolutely no movement of the hand. Should you spot the same friend in the pub, for example, a wave is out of the question. Pointing at him and nodding is all that's required. With kids, you acknowledge them with a rigid, horizontal arm, breaking the wrist for an up-and-down flapping of the hand and a cheerful (hopefully, not scary) "HIYA".
I probably think about these things too much.

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Re: Waving.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 10:43:35 PM »
I like to do a 1-man mexican wave, for ALL those situations you refer to.

The key is to allow around 30 seconds for the wave to make its way around the room (regardless of the fact that nobody else is doing it) before following up with the second wave in the sequence.

Otherwise you just look silly.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Waving.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 01:47:25 AM »
When will we be talking about weaving then? I don't have many opportunities to wave.

I have the one wave when I try to frantically catch the attention of a family member when at the shopping mall or in a car park. I just stick my hand upright as far as it will go and waggle it about.

The cool people driving trucks around these parts will just lift up their one index finger from the steering wheel. Silly sods.

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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Waving.
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 01:58:59 AM »
Interesting that you don't mention the two-fingered "Mince" wave...
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Re: Waving.
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 09:39:12 AM »
Interesting that you don't mention the two-fingered "Mince" wave...


I thought 'mince' was a description of a walk: how does one wave in a mincing manner?

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Waving.
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 10:36:08 AM »
Sorry Roger, but I'm afraid the rapid side-to-side hand wave you use for the "wrinklies" simply will not do. This is too much like an an indication of danger to them. For instance, use this greeting when they are crossing the road, and they instantly hunch up, expecting to be hit by a car (usually due to the fact that the green man teasingly stops upon reaching the centre of the road). Similairly, when upon their favoured park bench with a sandwich, old people should not be greeted by such a wave. They will attempt to turn their heads more than they can safely do, to see whether a mugger or a hooded youth is bearing down upon them (both appearing the same in the cataracts of the aged), or whether the Grim Reaper has finally tracked them down.

You really should think before behaving so irresponsibly. The safest option is always to ignore the elderly.

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Re: Waving.
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 11:06:32 PM »
I don't wave, generally. I find that sticking a thumb up seems more appropriate these days. Obviously it means keeping one's nails constantly trimmed, but but small price to pay...