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Offline Mince

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Holiday Luggage
« on: May 03, 2017, 01:14:46 PM »
Every time I go on holiday, I keep wanting the check-in attendant to say to me: "Your carry on bag is too big." so that I can say "Oooh, stop mucking about!"

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Holiday Luggage
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2017, 09:41:46 PM »
I remember a friend of mine trying to be funny at a check-in counter. This was followed by two large men escorting him to a small, dark room and the sound of latex gloves being snapped on.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Holiday Luggage
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2017, 10:15:35 PM »
Don't encourage him, Roger!
I apologise, in advance.