On my desk, I have a New Yorker Cartoon Calendar, one of those tear-off jobs with a different gag every day. It's an annual and welcome gift from my niece, Eilidh. Yesterday's offering showed two typical, rich American ladies sitting in an expensive restaurant. One of them is saying...
"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."
I laughed, I did.