Author Topic: Apologies for absence...  (Read 1692 times)

Redundant

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Apologies for absence...
« on: January 25, 2017, 02:01:37 PM »
...illness rules.  Normal service will be resumed eventually, when two plus two equals four once again and I no longer feel the need to paint the neighbours cat racing green, so it could be a while.  In the meantime:

  • Don't break anything
  • Don't move the forum
  • Don't solicit lonely Asian women [apparently the world is full of them, at least according to my inbox]

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Apologies for absence...
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2017, 03:10:48 PM »
What colour did you paint the cat?
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Apologies for absence...
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2017, 04:06:34 PM »
Purrple, Shirley.
I apologise, in advance.