Sorry Diane but my bottom has been a constant embarrassment throughout my life, not just at the moment. Famed locally for both it’s telepathic ability to identify a lull in any conversation and its subsequent emissions, audible and otherwise.
Sorry for the keyhole analogy Roger, and the subsequent Trump one, I am comforted however by the thought that at least the servants will have appreciated any additional leftovers. I was going to use a plumbing analogy but given I already intended to feature bodily functions it seemed a tad too much. Let’s just say it was a landing I walked away from.
As for Scottish stereotypes, perhaps “additional locks” might have been more apt, but the Scots should relax, the Manx stereotype is much, much worse. Renowned for very little that isn’t in the past, we spend our days mugging Saga holidaymakers who otherwise would wander around wondering why they came, and for uttering the phrase “If you don’t like it, there’s a boat out in the morning” whenever confronted by an argument they can’t win.
