1. For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
2. I’ve started a dating site for chickens just to make hens meet.
3. If you rearrange the letters of postmen, they get really annoyed.
4. Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
5. When I walked into my house and discovered that someone had stolen all of my lamps, I was delighted.
6. I apologise for name dropping: the Queen hates it when I do that.
7. I was going to post a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
8. When cartoonists want to decide who's the best, they draw lots.
9. I had a fan installed inside my head and it's blowing my mind.
10. When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
