Author Topic: Things Real men would never say.  (Read 2565 times)

Colin

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Things Real men would never say.
« on: April 04, 2008, 04:23:10 PM »
Ooooh, I prefer the pink one.

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

I look good in leather trousers.

Hold me.

No, you are right, cuddling is better.

What type of salad dressing do you have?

Dancing makes me feel liberated.

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 05:36:58 PM »
Colin embrace your feminine side - buy yourself an nice pink shirt.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 05:39:21 PM »
"My name's Mince. Your punctuation's wrong."
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 07:47:04 PM »
Ooooh, I prefer the pink one.

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

I look good in leather trousers.

Hold me.

No, you are right, cuddling is better.

What type of salad dressing do you have?

Dancing makes me feel liberated.
I said all these things yesterday.

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 07:56:17 PM »
No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

[ . . . drinks several . . . ]

Hold me.

Fyodor

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2008, 10:34:16 AM »
You can count on me. It's time to move on. I need closure.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2008, 10:50:01 AM »
Does my ::) look big in this?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Vulture

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Re: Things Real men would never say.
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2008, 12:22:37 PM »