The Return of the Son of Questions for Roger

[Mince]

Have you had any offers from Hollywood?

How many weeks ahead do you work?

Do you ever ask your family, "Does this work?"

[Vulture]

Roger, I think you need to get the pest removers in again!

[Roger Kettle]

Have you had any offers from Hollywood?

How many weeks ahead do you work?

Do you ever ask your family, "Does this work?"

Do you REALLY think if I'd had offers from Hollywood it wouldn't be plastered all over this site?
About ten.
My daughter is pretty tuned in to my work and, before she moved out, I would turn to her if I had doubts about an idea. I tend not to show the strips to my wife---she has a habit of wanting to re-word the whole thing and throw in a pirate or something.

[Fyodor]

Pirates! Pirates are great! Bring on the pirates! Three's my exclamation mark limit.

[Mince]

Pirates! Pirates are great! Bring on the pirates! Three's my exclamation mark limit.

For variety you could use capitals like Roger.

[Malc]

Did we ever figure out what Mince's avatar was?

I'm sorry, I've been away.

[Fyodor]

I think it's Escherish.
"So what?" says you and quite right too.

[The Peepmaster]

I think it's Escherish.
"So what?" says you and quite right too.

Sounds like the middle part of a limerick.

We could have a competition to complete the rest.


See that badly deformed fish?
I think it's Escherish
"So what?" says you
And quite right too
You've noticed that I'm pished.

[Fyodor]

I really do hate to seem sniffy,
But that try, old boy, is quite iffy.
I'll give you the benefit
And eight out of ten if it
Is all you can do while you're squiffy.

[The Peepmaster]

I really do hate to seem sniffy,
But that try, old boy, is quite iffy.
I'll give you the benefit
And eight out of ten if it
Is all you can do while you're squiffy.

I've amended the first line to make it scan better. Now it's perfect.