I'm seriously considering abusing my powers and closing this forum for ever. It seems so quite, yet after I made my last post I noticed there were over 40 guests reading the forum, and just me contributing!
I demand that these "lurkers" step forward and join the fray. A brief contribution to this thread, stating the secret phrase "Mince smells of poo" will delay me from shutting down the forum, and also confirm that you've joined. Should enough come forward, I'll reassess my decision.
Right, who's first?