The movie theater

[Mince]

What people don't know is that there is also cartoon writing of the word "splat" just above the fallen tree.

Only if someone is there to see it.

[The Peepmaster]

I think the caption would say "crash", not "splat". Trees don't go "splat" even if no-one's there to hear them.

[Mince]

Trees don't go "splat" even if no-one's there to hear them.

No, you mean trees don't go "splat" even if someone is there to hear them.

[Roger Kettle]

The sound you hear is me clapping with one hand.

[Mince]

Roger, I'm getting the impression that you're not all there.

[Roger Kettle]

All I'm trying to do is sort out the mysteries of life for you.
Trees that fall when nobody's around go "splat".
It's dead easy to clap with one hand.
The colour of a white heron when it stands in the snow is...white.
And, as has been established, the meaning of life is 42.
Give me a hard one.

[Mince]

Who am I?

[Roger Kettle]

Well, obviously, you're a white heron who sits on a tree and goes "splat" when nobody's listening.

[Mince]

That's actually very close. You chould be a psychologist or something.

[Roger Kettle]

I certainly chould.

[Mince]

Spelling things incorrectly on this board is one of my rebellious outlets.

[Roger Kettle]

Me to.

[Mince]

But I do it with grater flair.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Rubber trees go BOING!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Good night, Johnboy...good night, Jim Bob...move over, Mary Ellen........