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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 07:50:13 PM »
Isn't it true that most inventions are stumbled upon by accident? I mean, who would sit down and decide that what the world needs is sticky tape? I know that when I came up up with Beau Peep, I was trying to invent a new breakfast cereal.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 07:55:28 PM »
And you succeeded, Roger, be in no doubt about that.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2008, 08:09:36 PM »
And you succeeded, Roger, be in no doubt about that.

It's a breakfast serial in a way, isn't it?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2008, 08:36:53 PM »
And you succeeded, Roger, be in no doubt about that.

It's a breakfast serial in a way, isn't it?

Yes. In the manner of All Bran!

Rob Baker

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2008, 09:06:20 PM »
Merry Christmas one and all. I'm off to Portugal tomorow for a fortnight so see you all in the New Year.  All the best , Rob

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2008, 09:30:44 PM »
I'm off to sunny Greece for two weeks, so I will also see you all in the new year.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2008, 09:36:05 PM »
Mince in Grease doesn't sound very appetising...


Have a great time, Rob!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2008, 09:43:41 PM »
Have a great time, guys, and give my love to Albufeira, Rob. (And no, Peeps, it's not an Algarve lady of the night---it's a town).

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2008, 02:17:04 AM »
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who would sit down and decide that what the world needs is sticky tape?

Everybody! I'll bet there was actually a race to invent it first, but Sellotape won it, or bought the rights off the bloke that did.

If I was the CEO of Sellotape, I would make a boat out of the stuff and sail it across the Pacific to advertise its tough, adhesive properties.

Don't ask me how I came up with that one, I just did.

Vulture

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2008, 06:52:07 AM »
Merry Christmas, everyone!

It's 6.52; I've just put the first turkey in the oven and I'm going back to bed with a book and a coffee.

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2008, 08:46:30 AM »
What time is it now, Vulch?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Vulture

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2008, 09:25:49 AM »
What time is it now, Vulch?

It says 09:26 on my laptop.

It's nearly time to take out the first turkey and put in the second one in the oven!


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Re: XMAS
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2008, 12:39:13 PM »
mince is still in bed with man flu.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2008, 01:10:50 PM »
No, Mince told us he was going to Greece, Peter!

Anybody wishing to gain our respect and trust would never tell porkies like that.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: XMAS
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2008, 01:23:40 PM »
Peter is pulling your leg. I am in Greece, enjoying the sun and sand, and avoiding the flu. Hope you're all well.