Author Topic: Try this (Read 14339 times)

Malc · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:04:07 PM »

Yeah? Well can he do THIS?

drops trousers to reveal penis so long it is tied in a knot

Mince · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:09:45 PM »

Unlikely . . . it's a she.

The Peepmaster · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:36:44 PM »

Unlikely . . . it's a she.

It might be a friend's trousers.

Mince · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:43:41 PM »

I'm glad the students currently sitting around my table doing free maths lessons don't know why I am laughing so much.

Tarquin Thunderthighs lll · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:58:45 PM »

Yeah? Well can he do THIS?

drops trousers to reveal penis so long it is tied in a knot

Would that be an Angler's Loop or a Sheepshank, Malc? Or are we talking Granny?

Tarquin Thunderthighs lll · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:00:07 PM »

I'm glad the students currently sitting around my table doing free maths lessons don't know why I am laughing so much.

You're watching students doing free maths lessons on a Saturday afternoon? Is this some kind of sado-masochism society?

Mince · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:04:32 PM »

There is a sadistic side to it. They have to do three hours extra every weekend until they pass my maths test.

Mince · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:14:13 PM »

Two of them just failed the test, so ve vill set zem more vork next veek.

Tarquin Thunderthighs lll · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:21:08 PM »

0800 1111

Your students may find the above useful.

Mince · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:36:51 PM »

Bloody Childline! These kids need to be beaten, I tell ya, beaten!

Malc · « **Reply #40 on:** March 10, 2007, 04:27:22 PM »

Free maths lessons? Wow, I bet they went like hot cakes.

Mince · « **Reply #41 on:** March 10, 2007, 04:30:03 PM »

They are hard to shift at times.

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