Oh, what a wonderful day!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'll swap it in Ludlow...

No, no, no - if you're going to fix it then I want the original edition. It'll be worth an extra couple of quid when I eventually flog it on ebay.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Just got an email telling me that your book has been despatched to me today, Peepsie, which is excellent service, considering I only ordered it on the 14th, five days ago.

But the even more impressive thing is that it actually arrived on Saturday (17th).

You truly are a man ahead of your time, Peepsie!

Not had a chance to read it all yet, but a review shall surely follow.

[The Peepmaster]

Thanks, Tarquin.

I'm going to give you the revised version too, when I see you in Ludlow. I will also buy you a pint as I've reduced the retail price of the book a fraction. (Same goes for you, Roger).

[Mince]

I assume the revised version is without the grammatical mistake. If so, can I have Tarquin's unrevised version?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

No chance - it'll be worth millions now!