If this site disappears...

[Mince]

Once Peepmaster gets his money back (or before) I will migrate us to a new host with decent support that does not involve anyone called Rob.

[peter]

only 15 not even half a pack

[Roger Kettle]

Great point, Peter. Only 15 and not even half a pack.
(Could somebody help me here?).

[Mince]

(Could somebody help me here?)

 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Got to be a rugby thing, yes?

[The Peepmaster]

15 dogs. Diane. Not half. (There being 40 dogs in a packet.)

[Vulture]

15 dogs. Diane. Not half. (There being 40 dogs in a packet.)

Packet?

[Zesty White]

This is both shocking and alarming news.
Also, are you never tempted to ask us, the users, for any cash towards this subscription? You can have my emergency fiver if you want.

[Vulture]

This is both shocking and alarming news.
Also, are you never tempted to ask us, the users, for any cash towards this subscription? You can have my emergency fiver if you want.

I've got some emergency money tucked away: a shilling, two pennies and a farthing. Will that be enough?

[The Peepmaster]

It's funded by all the kind people who buys mugs.


Mince has yet to purchase one...

[Malc]

The idea is that  proper businesses treat letters from loons with masterful and superior disdain. This idiot has decided to respond in kind, and that means he's operating it from his own kitchen table and he's not doing well. Better that we look elsewhere. We should be looked after by serious pros who respond with snooty superiority.

[The Peepmaster]

Who - Mince, or the other idiot?

[Malc]

Er...the other idiot. I think.

[peter]

Er.... whitch one is that.

[peter]

notice how the switch is seamless from Mince to peter