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Vulture

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2009, 05:54:41 PM »
A nude clog dance is an oxymoron.

nude adj 1 wearing no clothes; naked. 2 bare; uncovered. 3 law a lacking, a necessary legal requirement; b said of contracts and agreements, etc: made without a consideration. 4 flesh-coloured. noun 1 a representation of one or more naked figures in painting or sculpture, etc. 2 someone naked. 3 the state of nakedness ? in the nude. nudely adverb. nudeness noun. See also nudism.

I'm not sure if it is an oxymoron - clothes are generally for decency - clogs are generally to protect the feet, so the wearing of clogs does not make the wearer/dancer any less nude!  :-[

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 06:10:20 PM »
Ahh, the clogs would be worn on the feet then would they.

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 06:27:20 PM »
I'm not allowed to clog-dance in the nude any more. Not since Cleethorpes, February 1987. I don't want to talk about it.

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2009, 07:31:53 PM »
Don't do it, Roger. Get him to do his own nude dance. He can prance around removing buckets from strategic places - call it 'Dance Of The Seven (?) Pails'

No, Tarquin, Mince's would be a nude clot dance.
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robbie62

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2009, 08:13:40 PM »
nude clog dancing eh..i hate coming in a theme late..i have not been on site for a while but im back now ..hollo to roger and all members ..nice to be back

MAHONEY

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2009, 08:37:05 PM »
Nude clog dancing?...Roger Kettle?.....This I've got to see..........No, wait. I was thinking of a different Roger Kettle. Sorry. :-\

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2009, 09:14:35 PM »
Welcome sober posters.  :)

Please feel free to request your preferred style of dance that you would like to see Roger perform for the video - so we know where to place the tacks in the carpet.

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robbie62

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2009, 09:43:11 PM »
watusi

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2009, 09:49:56 PM »
Bless you!

Malc

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2009, 03:58:13 AM »
A naked woman is still naked even if she is wearing high heels, therefore, ergo and heretofore to the party of the first part, Roger is still naked even though he be wearing clogs.



Oh, and I don't want to see the video, nothing personal, Roger.

Vulture

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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2009, 06:21:36 AM »
A naked woman is still naked even if she is wearing high heels, therefore, ergo and heretofore to the party of the first part, Roger is still naked even though he be wearing clogs.



Oh, and I don't want to see the video, nothing personal, Roger.

Thanks, Malc. That's what I wanted to say but I chose a more genteel explanation!  :D :D

In these times of recession, we don't get a lot of laughs so..... bring on the video!  :o :o
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Re: Nude Clog Dance
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2009, 09:06:21 AM »
Come on, Roger. Don't make me put the Cleethorpes "Clip Clop and Swing" Bootleg Police Video on here.