Thank you so much all of you!
I was off in the land of Scarborough for a few days, it's like Blackpool with a strange accent.
Strange place also, absolutely no parking spaces, no level walking surfaces (it's built on a mountainside I think).
So it was a great place to pop a knee muscle/ligament type thingy and learn to walk with a stick.
This sort of thing never happens in Rothesay too often.