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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Last Wishes.
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2009, 01:42:11 PM »
Great idea - I'll read a gravestone.
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Re: Last Wishes.
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2009, 01:47:31 PM »
You could be right, Robbie. We'll do the list the other way around, then I might have enough energy to snuggle with all three of my choices, instead of being too full and sozzled to move. Forget the book - not important!  ;D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Last Wishes.
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2009, 01:54:35 PM »
...your last meal? Christmas dinner, 2050.
...the last DVD you watched? Highlights of the Year, 2050.
...your last drink? Bottle of vintage wine, 2049.
...the last book you read? 2051 Diary.
...the last song you'd listen to? The Xmas hit of 2050.
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? The nearest admirer to hand.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Last Wishes.
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2009, 03:38:37 PM »
See, you all missed my cunning plan. I would ply the Governor with beans on toast ? then when he tooted he would have to say ?Pardon? and that would be it ? I?d be free!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Last Wishes.
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2009, 05:15:16 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on August 29, 2009, 03:38:37 PM
See, you all missed my cunning plan. I would ply the Governor with beans on toast ? then when he tooted he would have to say ?Pardon? and that would be it ? I?d be free!

He'd probably fart before he "tooted", Diane.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Last Wishes.
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2009, 07:05:49 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 29, 2009, 01:54:35 PM
...your last meal? Christmas dinner, 2050.
...the last DVD you watched? Highlights of the Year, 2050.
...your last drink? Bottle of vintage wine, 2049.
...the last book you read? 2051 Diary.
...the last song you'd listen to? The Xmas hit of 2050.
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? The nearest admirer to hand.

By 2050, you can ignore the 'snuggle', Peeeepsie. Even if you still have the energy, you'll have forgotten how to.
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