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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2010, 09:31:00 AM »
I'd like to be suspended by an invisible wire, and fly across the stage.
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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2010, 10:09:58 AM »
Quote from: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: Bilthehut on September 16, 2010, 01:32:53 PM
Quote from: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 11:25:34 AM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
A sweeping, sexist statement if ever I heard one - probably true, too.

Nope. I've never known a bloke that does the sweeping, either!
A friend of mine is overdue to produce a brand new sprog. She tells me she is going to be swept. My offer was declined.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2010, 10:19:52 AM »
Quote from: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: Bilthehut on September 16, 2010, 01:32:53 PM
Quote from: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 11:25:34 AM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
A sweeping, sexist statement if ever I heard one - probably true, too.

Nope. I've never known a bloke that does the sweeping, either!
Well, you do now.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2010, 03:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Diamond Lil on September 17, 2010, 07:34:46 AM
Dear Diane

You don't think I was too harsh with Peeps? 

Love, Lil

No, any less subtle and he would have shown up sequined to the hilt and hip-chucked you off the stage.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Tom

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2010, 09:40:27 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on September 16, 2010, 08:42:01 PM
Tom I will need mor info on the "stuff" part of your snow and stuff sprinklings before you get the go-ahead for that role in the Panto
Oh, only nice things, like snow, and petals, and confetti... nothing nasty like heavy weights or horse sh manure (unless they're needed in the storyline, that is).
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2010, 04:02:54 PM »
Tom - The job is yours. You can't drop the weights but have the okay on the horse shit if you're sure you can't get your hands on some camel sh manure
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2010, 09:17:38 PM »
We call it camel dung, Diane. You may have noticed the website name of this forum...
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2010, 10:59:59 PM »
Dung, d dung dung, ...  DUNG ...
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2010, 11:00:18 PM »
Too late with the excrement expertise Mr. Smartypants - the job has gone to Tom this season.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2010, 11:03:53 PM »
Wow, you're fast!   I just read Peeps post and the sound just popped into my head.  It may have had something to do with just putting a load of kitty litter in a bag for the bin.
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Malc

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Re: It's the middle of September...
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2010, 01:46:11 AM »
I think it's tough love - Peeps has to know that harbouring a long felt wand does not guarantee you'll get the part.

In any case, if we all shout "I believe in fairies!" he'll come back to life pretty quick.
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