Columbo

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I think they're both excellent.

[peter]

I think they're both excellent.

You poor children you should try to get out more
Go cut the lawn see nature in the raw

[The Peepmaster]

I think they're both excellent.

You poor children you should try to get out more
Go cut the lawn see nature in the raw

If I went bird-watching, or cut the lawn naked, I'd be arrested.

[peter]

If I went bird-watching, or cut the lawn naked, I'd be arrested.
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You mean that you have policemen in the Isles
I will send a strongly worded letter of protest to Mr Brown

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You meen that you have policemen in the Isles

Not for long - they either chase them away or burn them alive, isn't that right, Peepsie?

[peter]

You meen that you have policemen in the Isles

Not for long - they either chase them away or burn them alive, isn't that right, Peepsie?

I thought the Wickerman was just a film!
Gosh you learn something from the locals.

[The Peepmaster]

Yes we have policemen! If you bring your car over, watch the speed traps...

[peter]

Yes we have policemen! If you bring your car over, watch the speed traps...

You are alot better off than us we have a ?8 million pound police station and on saturday we have three officers.
1 in charge of the station
2 one in chare of prisoners
3 the only one who is available to arrest some one
If we have a second crime we have no body to send as number 3 will take two hours to process the paperwork
Bring back the Vikings