Just strange

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

[...doodles Seven Wonders of The World, and Snoopy, on a scrap of paper...patiently...]

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Just you wait. Soon there will be profound posts about the shadow racket. You'll be lucky to get a word in edgeways.

"Wag"...that's a word in edgeways.
"Yaw"...there's another.
"Wedge" too.

Bit of an ill thought out statement, if you ask me.

[Redundant]

When I was young I used to support Manch... shit, sorry, wrong topic...

[Mince]

There you go. See how many people came and ignored my post and wrote about something else?

[Redundant]

Hey Sandy, it's official...we're a flood!

[Mince]

And there's more than just the badminton racket to talk about. There's airbags, the metric system, Snoopy. This topic is going to be the biggest ever on this board.

Did you know that there's a magazine devoted to the metric system called Metric Today.

Did you know that Charles Schulz hated the name Peanuts as it had no dignity, and he wanted the cartoon to be called Li'l Folks.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

[...uncurls toes...]

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Hey Sandy, it's official...we're a flood!

Cool. Long may we rain.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Did you know that there's a magazine devoted to the metric system called Metric Today

I wonder if a copy has ever been half-inched from a shop?

[Mince]

I wonder if it has a page 3 measuring instrument.

[Redundant]

We should, you know, probably mention the topic, otherwise it looks as though it wasn't a very good topic, and I am sure it was, or is even...I like the swings in the background...

[Mince]

And did you know that in 2002 the United States Patent and Trademark Office issued a patent to a five-year-old boy who claimed to have invented swinging sideways.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

We should, you know, probably mention the topic, otherwise it looks as though it wasn't a very good topic, and I am sure it was, or is even...I like the swings in the background...

Not a great swing park. It looks rather chute.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

And did you know that in 2002 the United States Patent and Trademark Office issued a patent to a five-year-old boy who claimed to have invented swinging sideways.

I bet it was his family who pushed him into it.

[Redundant]

And did you know that in 2002 the United States Patent and Trademark Office issued a patent to a five-year-old boy who claimed to have invented swinging sideways.

I used to know a song by the Swinging Blue Jeans, although I don't think I can see them in the picture, maybe they are in the back seat of the car