Women, and their place in this world.

[Colin]

All new people on the board are required to tell us who is their favourite Beau Peep character. 

Are they? Did I? I don't think I did. I'll do it now - what are their names again?

John, Paul, George and Arthur.

[Calypso]

Re: emoticons:

In any case, Mince can always make some more.

Vulture, Mince is too lazy to make them.

[The Peepmaster]

Hiya Lucy. Great to see you here. 
Join old Peepsie up with the local darts, snooker,fishing,shooting ,running team..... or anything that means you get PC access.

The invasion of Women is underway, boys!!!!!

Hey - she's got her own computer at her house. I let her use one of mine when she's here, (supervised of course). Mind you, she wastes all her time playing online Scrabble with strangers, when she should be doing more for her Open Uni course.  :

I don't like to nag though.

[The Peepmaster]

Welcome Lucy,

I didn't realise that you were a real person - I thought you were another of Peepmasters "friends". 

Diane, people will start thinking I'm strange. How's your yak?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Definitely George, though Arthur's pretty funny too (he's the one who sits on a rock, right?).

[Vulture]

Definitely George, though Arthur's pretty funny too (he's the one who sits on a rock, right?).

No, he doesn't actually sit on a rock; there's this big knife stuck in a rock and Arthur's trying to get it out to prove....... whatever....

[The Peepmaster]

Ah - Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

[Roger Kettle]

I wrote something similar but it didn't fit into four panels.

[Mince]

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?[/i]

This place is going to the dogs.

[The Peepmaster]

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?[/i]

This place is going to the dogs.

If you're going to the dogs, put a bet on for me.

[Colin]

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?[/i]

This place is going to the dogs.

Don't tell Peter that.

[Malc]

I think there should be a woman quota.

Nothing against the bints, mind. Just as long as they stay on the carpeted area and aren't allowed to mark the club's newly polished floorboards with their high heels.

[Vulture]

I think there should be a woman quota.

Nothing against the bints, mind. Just as long as they stay on the carpeted area and aren't allowed to mark the club's newly polished floorboards with their high heels.

I haven't worn high heels since the eighties; I value my comfort too much. Come to that, I have three daughters-in-law and a daughter and, apart from weddings, they don't wear high heels either!

It might just be possible that most 'bints' wouldn't 'wear' your club either - unless, of course, they were so besotted with you ........... : : : : :

[Diane CBPFC]

It was a moose.

[peter]

If it was a mouse how did you see it among the snow.