Ask Mince.

[Roger Kettle]

Mince, when I go out for an evening with my wife, I like to wear a sombrero and climbing boots. (Of course, that's not ALL I wear--that would be stupid. I wear a three-piece, pin-striped suit). Anyway, my wife says I look ridiculous when I'm, obviously, L.A. chic. How can I convince her about this?

Are you wearing the sombrero backwards? If not, that's your mistake.

That's it! Thanks, Mince!

[Roger Kettle]

Next question.
Sometimes I look at the work of other cartoonists and I think "Wow!" The drawing is beautiful and the wording is fabulous. I'm almost scared to ask. Am I toonosexual?

[Mince]

No, of course not. Admiring the work of others is not the same as taking a Beau Peep book down the pub for a drink, or - worse - snuggling up to one in bed. Provided you don't have loads of revealing sketches hidden under the bed (such as two-page spread versions), or any kind of blow up Vera that says: "Sock it to me, honeybunch! Yeah! Yeah!", then you need not worry too much.

[Roger Kettle]

Thanks again, Mince. I was worrying about nothing. I've only ever taken a Beau Peep book to the cinema. And then on for a meal. As for a "blow-up Vera"---heh! heh! I'd like to see YOU blow up a solid wood mannequin.

[Diane CBPFC]

I think Jessica Rabbit caused us to lose a lot of good men to the toonside.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Thanks for that reassurance, Diane.

[The Peepmaster]

Hi Mince. I just wanted to know if you're any relation to PInce, the manager of MK Dons.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!

See that? Right over his head...

[peter]

Probably don't know who M.K. Dons are.
And you ask him if he is related to the manager.
he does not know if he related to me

[Fyodor]

Thanks again, Mince. I was worrying about nothing. I've only ever taken a Beau Peep book to the cinema. And then on for a meal. As for a "blow-up Vera"---heh! heh! I'd like to see YOU blow up a solid wood mannequin.

Sorry for the delay Roger. I'll get the original back to you as soon as I find my bicycle repair kit.

[The Peepmaster]

Mince isn't answering... 

[Mince]

Yes, I'm not, and, yes, I have no idea what you're on about.

[The Peepmaster]

Hi Mince. I just wanted to know if you're any relation to PInce, the manager of MK Dons.

[evilgrin]Stumped are you?[/evilgrin]

[Malc]

This site has been mucked around with on so many occasions no-one bothers anymore when they see oddities.

If NOTHING odd happened - now that would be noteworthy. :

[The Peepmaster]

RIP Joe.