Happy Birthday to.....

[Tom]

Happy birthday from me too, Tarks! (Sorry it's a bit late!) 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Not late at all, Tom - still a few hours left. Thank you! And you too, Roger - I shall take your advice and may well sip sherry beyond eleven o'clock this evening.

What would I do without you all? Now that IS a rhetorical question.

[Diamond Lil]

Sorry to be even later with best wishes....may this be a memorable evening..or have you reached the stage/age where you're grateful to be able to remember anything?

[The Peepmaster]

We're still talking about your Birthday, Tarquin.

[A Woman]

  Happy Birthday, Darling!

[The Peepmaster]

Happy Birthday, Darling!

It's not my birthday, AW.

[Roger Kettle]

Dammit, Nige. Laughed again.

[A Woman]

doh , shucks, 

Happy b'day, Tarq's, darling!

One for Mince.................

An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate
it correctly
 
The men wrote: "Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."
 
The women wrote: "WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"

[The Peepmaster]

Hippy: "Woman. Without her, man. Is nothing!" (Shrugs shoulders).

[Malc]

Happy Birthday Tarks.

[Mince]

doh , shucks, 

Happy b'day, Tarq's, darling!

One for Mince.................

An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate
it correctly
 
The men wrote: "Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."
 
The women wrote: "WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"

Thanks for that.

A blooper from one of my students: "Happiness can be a man and women showing their love towards each other."

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Sorry to be even later with best wishes....may this be a memorable evening..or have you reached the stage/age where you're grateful to be able to remember anything?

Thanks, Lil - if your subtly asking my vintage, I'm now in my forty-tenth year, building up to another big one. Catching up with you fast, Malky!