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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 02:28:18 PM

Title: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 02:28:18 PM
. . . park their cars in front of my front door so that I have to climb over them to get out.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 06, 2008, 02:35:36 PM
You have to climb over insensitive people to get out of your house?
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 02:50:22 PM
Yes. One day there were six lorries outside, and someone had set up a pie shop.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: peter on November 06, 2008, 03:18:03 PM
Was It a eye spie stop
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 06, 2008, 04:36:08 PM
Shouldn't that be "Pi Shop", Mince? (I'm assuming they only sell copies of Pythagoras' Theorem).
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Vulture on November 06, 2008, 06:37:30 PM
Shouldn't that be "Pi Shop", Mince? (I'm assuming they only sell copies of Pythagoras' Theorem).

What's 'pi' got to do with 'Pythagoras' Theorem'?
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 06, 2008, 07:44:48 PM
I don't understand any of this, Mince. You have to climb over cars when they're parked outside your front door? Are they parked up against it? Do you live in a caravan? A tent? One day there were six lorries outside? Do you live in a petrol station?
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 06, 2008, 07:46:08 PM
Maybe someone's trying to keep him incarcerated.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Vulture on November 06, 2008, 08:33:32 PM
Maybe someone's trying to keep him incarcerated.


 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 09:21:24 PM
I don't understand any of this, Mince. You have to climb over cars when they're parked outside your front door? Are they parked up against it? Do you live in a caravan? A tent? One day there were six lorries outside? Do you live in a petrol station?

No, I was just talking random rubbish.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 06, 2008, 09:30:50 PM
Well, that's.....nah. Too easy.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 09:32:55 PM
Peepmaster would have fallen gone for it.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 06, 2008, 09:41:32 PM
It sounds like you have a terrace house that opens onto the road, Mince.

I'd been led to believe you only had a smallholding.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 09:44:45 PM
I'd been led to believe you only had a smallholding.

Listen, Buster! I don't know what kind of subtle innuendo you're trying to pull here but whatever you are referring to, mine is bigger than yours.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 06, 2008, 09:49:13 PM
Let me finish, Mince!


... a smallholding in Littlehampton.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 07, 2008, 12:42:52 AM
Well, I for one was worrying about Mince's parking infractors all day as I look out my window at snow covered fields. Sometimes it would be nice to see a car but I wouldn't want one blocking my door.

Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Malc on November 07, 2008, 12:55:59 AM
Basically you've got a tiny knob.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 07, 2008, 01:05:02 AM
Basically you've got a tiny knob.

That's a bit unfortunate as I didn't directly accuse Mince of being minute in the tinky-winky department. In this thread, for example, when I presented my opening, I had no intention of having his "tiny knob" entering it. It's out of my hands however.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Mince on November 07, 2008, 01:28:15 AM
That's a bit unfortunate as I didn't directly accuse Mince of being minute in the tinky-winky department. In this thread, for example, when I presented my opening, I had no intention of having his "tiny knob" entering it. It's out of my hands however.

Did you intend all the double entendres?
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Malc on November 07, 2008, 01:36:27 AM
The way the posts ran there, it looked like I was accusing Diane of having a tiny knob. How ridiculous! Sorry Diane.

Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 07, 2008, 01:38:10 AM
The way the posts ran there, it looked like I was accusing Diane of having a tiny knob. How ridiculous! Sorry Diane.

Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.

Not on their kitchen cabinets they don't! I've got tiny knobs on mine. (Not like Mince's).
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Malc on November 07, 2008, 01:43:05 AM
If women had vaginas on their cabinets, more men would help around the house.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 07, 2008, 02:10:36 AM
I don't like the way this thread is going. All this talk of cabinets is very unseemly. Not to mention Mince's petit knob.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Malc on November 07, 2008, 02:26:16 AM
I agree the thread has taken an uncouth turn. I prefer to talk of the arts. I'm off to the theatre tonight to see the Vagina Monologues.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 07, 2008, 02:29:05 AM

Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.

No wonder the youth of Great Britain flock here daily, with the thorough sex education given.

Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Malc on November 07, 2008, 04:41:46 AM
Oh, like you knew about vaginas already... >:(
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: peter on November 07, 2008, 10:02:47 AM
I know in America they are all shaving there vaginas
and saying watch my lips










No more Bush
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Vulture on November 07, 2008, 10:14:27 AM
Ross and Brand got suspended and fired for less than this..........you're all a bunch of schoolboys!
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 07, 2008, 10:33:02 AM
Neither of the wassocks got fired, actually, (to be pedantic).

Bring back Terry Wogan. That's what I say, (patronisingly).  ;)
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Vulture on November 07, 2008, 12:56:58 PM
Neither of the wassocks got fired, actually, (to be pedantic). Why?

Bring back Terry Wogan. That's what I say, (patronisingly) Why?  ;)

Ross (suspended [though it should have been by the neck until.....]) and Brand (fired himself before someone else did)
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 07, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
Is there some kind of "Smut Week" going on that I haven't heard about?
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: Malc on November 07, 2008, 01:37:14 PM
I'm sorry you had to hear about it this way. Actually 2009 is Year Of The Smut. We're just keen.
Title: Re: I hate people who . . .
Post by: peter on November 07, 2008, 01:51:01 PM
Wife gets naked in front of her husband

wife says what do you like best about me, 'my face or my body'.


Husband pauses and looks her up and down and then say's





Its your sense of humour .