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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 06, 2008, 02:28:18 PM
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. . . park their cars in front of my front door so that I have to climb over them to get out.
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You have to climb over insensitive people to get out of your house?
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Yes. One day there were six lorries outside, and someone had set up a pie shop.
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Was It a eye spie stop
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Shouldn't that be "Pi Shop", Mince? (I'm assuming they only sell copies of Pythagoras' Theorem).
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Shouldn't that be "Pi Shop", Mince? (I'm assuming they only sell copies of Pythagoras' Theorem).
What's 'pi' got to do with 'Pythagoras' Theorem'?
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I don't understand any of this, Mince. You have to climb over cars when they're parked outside your front door? Are they parked up against it? Do you live in a caravan? A tent? One day there were six lorries outside? Do you live in a petrol station?
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Maybe someone's trying to keep him incarcerated.
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Maybe someone's trying to keep him incarcerated.
:D :D :D :D :D
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I don't understand any of this, Mince. You have to climb over cars when they're parked outside your front door? Are they parked up against it? Do you live in a caravan? A tent? One day there were six lorries outside? Do you live in a petrol station?
No, I was just talking random rubbish.
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Well, that's.....nah. Too easy.
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Peepmaster would have
fallen gone for it.
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It sounds like you have a terrace house that opens onto the road, Mince.
I'd been led to believe you only had a smallholding.
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I'd been led to believe you only had a smallholding.
Listen, Buster! I don't know what kind of subtle innuendo you're trying to pull here but whatever you are referring to, mine is bigger than yours.
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Let me finish, Mince!
... a smallholding in Littlehampton.
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Well, I for one was worrying about Mince's parking infractors all day as I look out my window at snow covered fields. Sometimes it would be nice to see a car but I wouldn't want one blocking my door.
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Basically you've got a tiny knob.
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Basically you've got a tiny knob.
That's a bit unfortunate as I didn't directly accuse Mince of being minute in the tinky-winky department. In this thread, for example, when I presented my opening, I had no intention of having his "tiny knob" entering it. It's out of my hands however.
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That's a bit unfortunate as I didn't directly accuse Mince of being minute in the tinky-winky department. In this thread, for example, when I presented my opening, I had no intention of having his "tiny knob" entering it. It's out of my hands however.
Did you intend all the double entendres?
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The way the posts ran there, it looked like I was accusing Diane of having a tiny knob. How ridiculous! Sorry Diane.
Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.
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The way the posts ran there, it looked like I was accusing Diane of having a tiny knob. How ridiculous! Sorry Diane.
Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.
Not on their kitchen cabinets they don't! I've got tiny knobs on mine. (Not like Mince's).
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If women had vaginas on their cabinets, more men would help around the house.
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I don't like the way this thread is going. All this talk of cabinets is very unseemly. Not to mention Mince's petit knob.
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I agree the thread has taken an uncouth turn. I prefer to talk of the arts. I'm off to the theatre tonight to see the Vagina Monologues.
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Women don't have knobs of course, they have vaginas.
No wonder the youth of Great Britain flock here daily, with the thorough sex education given.
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Oh, like you knew about vaginas already... >:(
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I know in America they are all shaving there vaginas
and saying watch my lips
No more Bush
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Ross and Brand got suspended and fired for less than this..........you're all a bunch of schoolboys!
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Neither of the wassocks got fired, actually, (to be pedantic).
Bring back Terry Wogan. That's what I say, (patronisingly). ;)
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Neither of the wassocks got fired, actually, (to be pedantic). Why?
Bring back Terry Wogan. That's what I say, (patronisingly) Why? ;)
Ross (suspended [though it should have been by the neck until.....]) and Brand (fired himself before someone else did)
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Is there some kind of "Smut Week" going on that I haven't heard about?
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I'm sorry you had to hear about it this way. Actually 2009 is Year Of The Smut. We're just keen.
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Wife gets naked in front of her husband
wife says what do you like best about me, 'my face or my body'.
Husband pauses and looks her up and down and then say's
Its your sense of humour .