I hate people who . . .

[Mince]

. . . park their cars in front of my front door so that I have to climb over them to get out.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You have to climb over insensitive people to get out of your house?

[Mince]

Yes. One day there were six lorries outside, and someone had set up a pie shop.

[peter]

Was It a eye spie stop

[The Peepmaster]

Shouldn't that be "Pi Shop", Mince? (I'm assuming they only sell copies of Pythagoras' Theorem).

[Vulture]

Shouldn't that be "Pi Shop", Mince? (I'm assuming they only sell copies of Pythagoras' Theorem).

What's 'pi' got to do with 'Pythagoras' Theorem'?

[Roger Kettle]

I don't understand any of this, Mince. You have to climb over cars when they're parked outside your front door? Are they parked up against it? Do you live in a caravan? A tent? One day there were six lorries outside? Do you live in a petrol station?

[The Peepmaster]

Maybe someone's trying to keep him incarcerated.

[Vulture]

Maybe someone's trying to keep him incarcerated.

 

[Mince]

I don't understand any of this, Mince. You have to climb over cars when they're parked outside your front door? Are they parked up against it? Do you live in a caravan? A tent? One day there were six lorries outside? Do you live in a petrol station?

No, I was just talking random rubbish.

[Roger Kettle]

Well, that's.....nah. Too easy.

[Mince]

Peepmaster would have fallen gone for it.

[The Peepmaster]

It sounds like you have a terrace house that opens onto the road, Mince.

I'd been led to believe you only had a smallholding.

[Mince]

I'd been led to believe you only had a smallholding.

Listen, Buster! I don't know what kind of subtle innuendo you're trying to pull here but whatever you are referring to, mine is bigger than yours.

[The Peepmaster]

Let me finish, Mince!


... a smallholding in Littlehampton.