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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on July 25, 2011, 06:24:47 PM

Title: White van.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 25, 2011, 06:24:47 PM

Yesterday, I noticed a large white van parked across the street with the words "Mobile Dog-Washing Service" written on the side. This is a new one on me. Are there a wide range of these animal sevices available? Are there "Mobile Hamster-Fluffing" vans? "Mobile Horse-Gelding" vans?

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Diamond Lil on July 25, 2011, 08:23:41 PM

I prefer the van I saw in Stirling last week with "Scrub-a-dug" on the side...true!

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: peter on July 27, 2011, 06:45:42 PM

if he was parked he was not mobile
if he was mobile would he bring the dog back
or does the dog run behind while he is being washed

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 27, 2011, 09:17:25 PM

Welcome back, Peter! To answer your questions...
1...Vans, despite their mobility, still have to stop. Don't be stupid.
2...Don't be stupid.
3...Don't be stupid.

I have a gift for debate.

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Fyodor on July 28, 2011, 09:18:48 AM

I have a gift for de shank.

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Bilthehut on July 28, 2011, 10:20:42 AM

I have a gift for my son - It's his birthday on Tuesday.

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Mince on July 28, 2011, 02:53:50 PM

Quote from: Bilthehut on July 28, 2011, 10:20:42 AM

I have a gift for my son - It's his birthday on Tuesday.

Well, that ruins my joke.

Did you know that "gift" is "fig" backwards, assuming of course you omit the t?

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Bilthehut on July 28, 2011, 07:19:05 PM

I prefer not to omit the t, as I enjoy a good cuppa.

p.s. What was the joke?

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Malc on July 29, 2011, 06:29:09 AM

Just so long as you don't vomit the "t"...

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Jerry Attrick on July 30, 2011, 10:23:37 AM

Well, now that you have brought it up... :)

I wonder if the makers of Vimto realised that it is an anagram of vomit?

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 30, 2011, 11:23:36 AM

Quote from: Mince on July 28, 2011, 02:53:50 PM

Quote from: Bilthehut on July 28, 2011, 10:20:42 AM

I have a gift for my son - It's his birthday on Tuesday.

Well, that ruins my joke.

Did you know that "gift" is "fig" backwards, assuming of course you omit the t?

If you just take out the f, it spells "git".

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Bog on August 01, 2011, 03:40:33 PM

Funnily enough, I saw a mobile dog washing trailer in sunny Surrey last week, looked a bit like those glider trailers,
long and damp it was.
 
Like Roger I was quite surprised, whatever next?

Corona delivered to the door!

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: peter on August 01, 2011, 08:02:21 PM

bog we used to have corona delivered to the door in the fiftys

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Mince on August 01, 2011, 09:29:42 PM

Quote from: peter on August 01, 2011, 08:02:21 PM

bog we used to have corona delivered to the door in the fiftys

Sadly he can't even get full stops now.

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Bog on August 04, 2011, 04:11:11 PM

ok, so I am a little forgetful. but corona was good, made you fizz for hours as a kid.

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: peter on August 05, 2011, 06:46:57 PM

corona tasted different in different areas its better in Leicester than notts think they use different bottling plants ............,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!?????????@@@''''''//))99(((((.)(.)
that should please my son all them there things he worry's about

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Bilthehut on August 05, 2011, 11:35:08 PM

Wot's a 99 cone doing amongst the swearing?

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 06, 2011, 06:39:46 PM

And what's with the pair of boobies at the end?

Title: Re: White van.
Post by: Max on August 12, 2011, 07:54:10 PM

Strange how you don't notice some things until they are brought to your attention.

I was in Ardfern a couple of weeks ago and saw a van with Deefer Dogs on it (D for dogs, geddit)?

Then today on the way into the office, a plastic sign on the A82 to Knightswood turnoff for Shampooch!

Think hard Roger, Grand National winners for the next five years.............


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