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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: peter on November 23, 2007, 01:15:22 PM
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It is my sad duty to report the death of Minces beloved trainers .
Throughout their lives it has been one long hard slog.
They have been Minces constant companion for years going every were with him.
No more faithful companions could you find.
Through rain and snow they never wavered in there friendship with Mince.
They will be a great loss and we should send Mince our condolences at this sad time.
I do hope that he gave them a good send off and I was sorry I was unable to attend.
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It is my sad duty to report the death of Minces beloved trainers .
Throughout their lives it has been one long hard slog.
They have been Minces constant companion for years going every were with him.
No more faithful companions could you find.
Through rain and snow they never wavered in there friendship with Mince.
They will be a great loss and we should send Mince our condolences at this sad time.
I do hope that he gave them a good send off and I was sorry I was unable to attend.
I hope the surgical procedure to remove them goes well. Didn't they share a liver or something?
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I am taking them to the ancient burial ground, Trainer Cemetery, to have them resurrected.
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They could probably walk there themselves.
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They are not allowed out by themselves.
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God rest their soles.
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God rest their soles.
Well he tried to keep INSTEP with the latest fashion.
He TOED the line sometimes.
But other times I had put my FOOT down.
You can not say he is not well HEELED now.
The lad knows his BUNIONS when it comes to English.
Its not CORNY that he knows maths to.
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God rest their soles.
Well he tried to keep INSTEP with the latest fashion.
He TOED the line sometimes.
But other times I had put my FOOT down.
You can not say he is not well HEELED now.
The lad knows his BUNIONS when it comes to English.
Its not CORNY that he knows maths to.
How'd you like a BOOT up the ****SOLE?
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God rest their soles.
Well he tried to keep INSTEP with the latest fashion.
He TOED the line sometimes.
But other times I had put my FOOT down.
You can not say he is not well HEELED now.
The lad knows his BUNIONS when it comes to English.
Its not CORNY that he knows maths to.
How'd you like a BOOT up the ****SOLE?
why would I want a boot up the plimsole
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why would I want a boot up the plimsole
...when I can boot up the computer?
I already regret adding to this thread.
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Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent
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Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent
Toe cap it all I bet you had you tongue in cheek when you wrote that.
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Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent
You're so well heeled you have a special drawer for your knickers!? :o
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Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent
You're so well heeled you have a special drawer for your knickers!? :o
Why he has a knickers drawer I don't want to go into let everybody have their own quirks.
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I thought "panties" sounded less rude. Anyway, I have to keep my collection somewhere.
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I thought "panties" sounded less rude. Anyway, I have to keep my collection somewhere.
Keep this in mind
Nottingham is famous for its laces
It even has a Lace Market
Could add to the collection
Kids get collections handed down from their Mothers
Especially knickers
Rough on boys
Still never mind Peeps.
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I thought "panties" sounded less rude. Anyway, I have to keep my collection somewhere.
Keep this in mind
Nottingham is famous for its laces
It even has a Lace Market
Could add to the collection
Kids get collections handed down from their Mothers
Especially knickers
Rough on boys
Still never mind Peeps.
Don't remember a character called Knickers. Was he anything to do with the Privates?
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I thought "panties" sounded less rude. Anyway, I have to keep my collection somewhere.
Keep this in mind
Nottingham is famous for its laces
It even has a Lace Market
Could add to the collection
Kids get collections handed down from their Mothers
Especially knickers
Rough on boys
Still never mind Peeps.
Nottingham is famous for lace, Peter. Not laces, as in bits of string to keep your shoes (or even trainers) on your feet; or your stays tied tightly enough to keep your hour-glass figure.
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I thought "panties" sounded less rude. Anyway, I have to keep my collection somewhere.
Keep this in mind
Nottingham is famous for its laces
It even has a Lace Market
Could add to the collection
Kids get collections handed down from their Mothers
Especially knickers
Rough on boys
Still never mind Peeps.
Nottingham is famous for lace, Peter. Not laces, as in bits of string to keep your shoes (or even trainers) on your feet; or your stays tied tightly enough to keep your hour-glass figure.
Roger's got an hour-glass figure.
Hang on, maybe it was a beer-glass figure.
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Finally I have thought
Of something
Really good for
The Christmas Competition.
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Finally I have thought
Of something
Really good for
The Christmas Competition.
Then puts it in the wrong section
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Nottingham is famous for lace, Peter. Not laces, as in bits of string to keep your shoes (or even trainers) on your feet; or your stays tied tightly enough to keep your hour-glass figure.
I thought the Plural of lace was laces
Its not Lice or Leeses.
Oh the foibles of the English language.
how does one work it out
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Erratic muse ignored McGook's
Impending hunt for catchy hooks
Even Old McDonald's glad refrain
Inscribed forever in my brain...
Oh..er.. remind me what it was again?