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peter

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Death.
« on: November 23, 2007, 01:15:22 PM »
It is my sad duty to report the death of Minces beloved trainers .
Throughout their lives it has been one long hard slog.
They have been Minces constant companion for years going every were with him.
No more faithful companions could you find.
Through rain and snow they never wavered in there friendship with Mince.
They will be a great loss and we should send Mince our condolences at this sad time.
I do hope that he gave them a good send off and I was sorry I was unable to attend.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Death.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 01:45:10 PM »
Quote from: peter on November 23, 2007, 01:15:22 PM
It is my sad duty to report the death of Minces beloved trainers .
Throughout their lives it has been one long hard slog.
They have been Minces constant companion for years going every were with him.
No more faithful companions could you find.
Through rain and snow they never wavered in there friendship with Mince.
They will be a great loss and we should send Mince our condolences at this sad time.
I do hope that he gave them a good send off and I was sorry I was unable to attend.


I hope the surgical procedure to remove them goes well. Didn't they share a liver or something?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Death.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 01:53:09 PM »
I am taking them to the ancient burial ground, Trainer Cemetery, to have them resurrected.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Death.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 02:40:28 PM »
They could probably walk there themselves.
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Re: Death.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 02:41:25 PM »
They are not allowed out by themselves.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Death.
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 07:43:32 PM »
God rest their soles.
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peter

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Re: Death.
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2007, 10:54:57 AM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on November 23, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
God rest their soles.

Well he tried to keep INSTEP with the latest fashion.
He TOED the line sometimes.
But other times I had put my FOOT down.
You can not say he is not well HEELED now.
The lad knows his BUNIONS when it comes to English.
Its not CORNY that he knows maths to.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Death.
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2007, 12:21:55 PM »
Quote from: peter on November 24, 2007, 10:54:57 AM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on November 23, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
God rest their soles.

Well he tried to keep INSTEP with the latest fashion.
He TOED the line sometimes.
But other times I had put my FOOT down.
You can not say he is not well HEELED now.
The lad knows his BUNIONS when it comes to English.
Its not CORNY that he knows maths to.

How'd you like a BOOT up the ****SOLE?
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peter

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Re: Death.
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 04:38:44 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 24, 2007, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: peter on November 24, 2007, 10:54:57 AM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on November 23, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
God rest their soles.

Well he tried to keep INSTEP with the latest fashion.
He TOED the line sometimes.
But other times I had put my FOOT down.
You can not say he is not well HEELED now.
The lad knows his BUNIONS when it comes to English.
Its not CORNY that he knows maths to.



How'd you like a BOOT up the ****SOLE?

why would I want a boot up the plimsole
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Malc

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Re: Death.
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2007, 10:50:26 PM »
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why would I want a boot up the plimsole
...when I can boot up the computer?



I already regret adding to this thread.




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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Death.
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2007, 01:25:40 PM »
Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent
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peter

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Re: Death.
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2007, 12:15:04 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 25, 2007, 01:25:40 PM
Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent

Toe cap it all I bet you had you tongue in cheek when you wrote that.
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Vulture

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Re: Death.
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2007, 12:19:17 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 25, 2007, 01:25:40 PM
Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent

You're so well heeled you have a special drawer for your knickers!?  :o
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peter

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Re: Death.
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2007, 12:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on November 26, 2007, 12:19:17 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 25, 2007, 01:25:40 PM
Eyelet Peter continue with the thread because there's quite a lot of scope here. Incidentally, I have all kinds of laces in my pantie-drawer, and don't like people who are insolent

You're so well heeled you have a special drawer for your knickers!?  :o

Why he has a knickers drawer I don't want to go into let everybody have their own quirks.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Death.
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 01:19:36 PM »
I thought "panties" sounded less rude. Anyway, I have to keep my collection somewhere.
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