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Offline Roger Kettle

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Let's do one of those stupid things.
« on: January 12, 2009, 08:28:00 PM »
As things are quiet here at the moment, I suggest we do one of those stupid things where somebody writes the opening line of a story and then we all add to it bit by bit. Okay?

Olaf held the trout in his left hand and punched it with his right.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 09:28:05 PM »
Gordon the trout ducked, then rebounded with a tail slap to Olaf's ruddy cheek.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 05:10:29 AM by Diane CBPFC »
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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 09:46:27 PM »
I'm not well!!  :-[ :-[
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Malc

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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 10:37:30 PM »
....said the trout, playing the sympathy card, but the crowd was baying for more. That trout was going to get a battering, then a deep frying.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 10:50:20 PM »
Then something strange happened, something fishy enough to be weird, but not fishy enough to warrant a pilchard joke from Peepmaster.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 01:43:08 AM »
... said the bemused Pilchard...
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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 03:25:59 AM »
... hanging out the right nostril of an even more bemused Peepmaster.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 05:22:11 AM »
?Ha! I see you?ve brought a pilchard to a trout fight,? sneered the smug, ruddy-faced Olaf.
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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 06:29:32 AM »
Olaf's mother had intended to call him Loaf, as in "Thick as two short loafs", but she could not spell, and wasn't too good with sayings either.
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Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 06:51:10 AM »
But she was always good for O laf
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