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Offline Mince

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Improving Roger's Image
« on: November 21, 2008, 01:43:22 PM »
I think we should all club together to buy some of these for Roger.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 02:00:57 PM »
Do they do Action Long Johns?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 02:09:58 PM »
Yes, and apparently you can get them free if you are willing to take part in a video to show how good they are.
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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 02:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on November 21, 2008, 02:00:57 PM
Do they do Action Long Johns?

Yes. They come with fluffy slippers.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2008, 02:35:35 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on November 21, 2008, 02:24:01 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on November 21, 2008, 02:00:57 PM
Do they do Action Long Johns?

Yes. They come with fluffy slippers.

But they are actually marketed as Drop-Kick Slippers.
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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 08:55:56 PM »
It must be great to be Chuck Norris. There's a cone of protection that surrounds the incredibly stupid. He is totally invulnerable.

I wonder how many boneheads sit in bars all day waiting for something to kick off so they can demonstrate their trousers?

I imagine a Charles Atlas-type illustration which shows a young man out with his girlfriend. A group of oafs look on with the words "leer" written above their neanderthal brows.

The young man thinks "thank chuck I'm wearing Action Jeans".
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2008, 12:02:26 AM »
They're not for karate -they're for turning on/off the lightswitches in public bathrooms during cold and flu season.

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Re: Improving Roger's Image
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2008, 05:39:01 AM »
If they're that high on the wall, I'd use my forehead.
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