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Malc

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Me and the ladies (photo)
« on: October 18, 2008, 03:29:26 PM »
Here's a photo of me and the babes ladies team I coached this year. We went to the end of year presentation last night.


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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 08:34:18 PM »
I'm desperately trying to think of something non-sexist to say here, Malc. Um... some of those ladies look like they're absolutely red-hot footballers.

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 09:12:06 PM »
which ones Roger

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 10:31:34 PM »
The four standing either side of me, (two on the left, two on the right) would grace any catwalk, believe me. Hard to tell from a photo, and Belinda does wear that unfortunate cow's lick hair style, but they're all stunners.
The three on the front row left are also what I call camera-ready (to use a graphic designer's term), the lady second from the left, with the big smile is in her late forties, as is the woman to the right of the keeper.

The girls I call Terminator 1 and Terminator 2 are standing at the left and right corners, respectively. Amanda, with the headband is a Maori. Her background is rugby union, and she plays like it.
Kelli (Terminator 2) won the player's player award. She took a ball kicked full in her face from about four feet away and didn't go down. Instead, without even breaking stride, she kept on running and scored. I have never seen that, even in a man's game.

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 12:54:20 AM »
And do they have a nickname for the 70's porn star type in the centre of the back row?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 04:52:05 AM »
It's too bad that Kelli stopped so many balls with her face or she too could be on your babe list.
 
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 10:02:55 AM »
It's too bad that Kelli stopped so many balls with her face or she too could be on your babe list.
 
:o  :-X :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Joan Rivers would be proud of that one!

« Last Edit: October 19, 2008, 10:06:27 AM by Tarquin Thunderthighs lll »
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2008, 10:29:40 AM »
It's too bad that Kelli stopped so many balls with her face or she too could be on your babe list.
 
:o  :-X :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Joan Rivers would be proud of that one!



Tarquin - such a thought didn't enter my mind until you pointed it out. I don't know if it's because I'm innocent or just ..... old!

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2008, 10:42:35 AM »
Er...I was referring to Diane's quick wit and wonderful put down (of Malc), Vult - I'm not at all sure what you thought I saw beyond that.  :-\

Maybe it's me who is too old...or innocent?
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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2008, 10:56:07 AM »
Hey, you leave Kelli alone, that photo doesn't do her justice, she's a sweet looking girl.

As for the others, the fact they're lookers means they take a lot of balls to the face, and score too.

As for the 70's porn star, why do you think the goalie's hunching her shoulders?

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Re: Me and the ladies (photo)
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2008, 11:27:22 AM »
As for the others, the fact they're lookers means they take a lot of balls to the face, and score too.

As for the 70's porn star, why do you think the goalie's hunching her shoulders?

Ahhh - now I see, Vult.
I apologise, in advance.