Am I Mad . . .

[Mince]

. . . for starting a volatile topic like this one?

[Roger Kettle]

No, no, not at all!


The rest of this message has been specially coded so that Mince can't see it. The man is clearly bonkers.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Roger, I hate to be the one to break this to you.....so I won't.

[Roger Kettle]

Oh, not again.

[Mince]

Roger, you need to use the [HIDE FROM MINCE] [/HIDE FROM MINCE] tags.

[Fyodor]

. . . for starting a volatile topic like this one?

Can't speak for you, Mince, but I am.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Roger, you need to use the [HIDE FROM MINCE] [/HIDE FROM MINCE] tags.

I think you're deliberately missing out the crucial 'cross fingers while hitting send' instruction, you devious bar steward.

[Vulture]

Roger, you need to use the [HIDE FROM MINCE] [/HIDE FROM MINCE] tags.

I think you're deliberately missing out the crucial 'cross fingers while hitting send' instruction, you devious bar steward.

Stop changing the subject - this topic is 'Am I Mad....' - start another topic for 'you devious bar.....'

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I apologise. Good to see you're sticking to the topic, Vult. 

[Mince]

Roger, you need to use the [HIDE FROM MINCE] [/HIDE FROM MINCE] tags.

I think you're deliberately missing out the crucial 'cross fingers while hitting send' instruction, you devious bar steward.

You make it sound as though I am deliberately trying to deceive Roger.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Moi?

[Mince]

Yes, you, you suspicious git.

[Vulture]

Yes, you, you suspicious git.

Tarquin, remain vigilent. When he's being this nice to you, he's up to something!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Don't worry, Vult - once burned...

[Mince]

When did you ever get burned with me . . . I mean, apart from those other four times?