I can't remember if it was when I accused Mince of having an IQ smaller than a Cod's inside-leg measurement, or some other time, like when I suggested he had the brains of a whelk, but at the time he asked if all my insults were fish-related.
On reflection, I was probably being a tad unfair, but it occurred to me that he was quite right, and marine creatures do tend to appear quite high in my various utterances of uncomplimentary terminology.
Anyway, I apologise to Mince, if I offended him, even though he is about as useful as underpants are to a haddock.
