Suggestions?

[Roger Kettle]

I suddenly realised that this is the time of year when  I set some kind of  Christmas competition. After giving it 20 minutes thought---far too much on a Friday evening---I have come up with nothing. Any ideas? We need a competition that is fair to all who visit the site. (The annual disclaimer is that any obscure Beau Peep questions would see Rob Baker win every year). The prize will be three originals---a Beau Peep, a Horace and an Andy Capp. Peeps? Tarks? Mince? You won't be allowed to win anyway so any suggestions?

[The Peepmaster]

How about a karaoke contest?

[Tom]

Why don't you make that the competition, Roger?

To come up with a good competition - best one wins... that way, you'll get a couple of ideas for the next few years too!

The Great Beau Peep Forum Competition Competition 2008. It's got a ring to it!  

[Tom]

Or a karaoke contest.

[Roger Kettle]

I'd go with the karaoke idea if people posted their efforts on here!

[Mince]

The Great Beau Peep Forum Competition Competition 2008. It's got a ring to it!  

Great idea! Roger, you go first.

[Vulture]

I'd go with the karaoke idea if people posted their efforts on here!

Well, that's the lads sorted: what can us girls do that doesn't involve getting hammered?

[Roger Kettle]

Vulch, I fear this may attract the odd sexist comment.

[The Peepmaster]

I take no pleasure in watching somebody washing-up, Roger....

[Jack]

I just hope it isn't something that involves any amount of creativity. I'm always hopeless at those.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

If I'm not allowed to win then tell me why I should bother even taking part? I've already got the quiz for that, thanks to Ms Smartypoo. 

[The Peepmaster]

Grossly unfair, not allowing me to win the strips. I could make a tidy packet from them on eBay.

[Diane CBPFC]

I suggest a competition where one does something interesting with a potato.

[Mince]

I suggest a competition where one does something interesting with a Peepmaster.

[The Peepmaster]

I suggest a competition where one does something interesting with a potato.

I could do something interesting with a potato (with Mince's assistance, of course).