Okay, it's been decided. I've just been talking to Peeps and, tomorrow, he's going to post a Horace strip with the speech balloons removed. Your job will be to come up with new, funny dialogue. The competition will be open to EVERYONE so one or two professional cartoonists will be involved. My judgment will be hard but fair.
On the down side, Peeps insisted on singing some songs to me over the phone that he will be performing tonight at his local karaoke. Oh, Lord.