Author Topic: Catch of the Day  (Read 2582 times)

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Catch of the Day
« on: March 04, 2007, 01:44:27 PM »
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Catch of the Day

A man sped down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, when he passed a patrol car, it pulled out behind him, lights flashing.

The police officer handed him a citation, took the driver's signature and was starting to walk away when the man said, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. Plenty of other drivers around me were going just as fast. Why did I get a ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked.

"Um, yeah ..." the startled man replied.

"Ever catch all the fish?"
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Catch of the Day
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2007, 01:59:23 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Very good, Diane - and a lesson to us all, thrown in.
I apologise, in advance.