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Offline Mince

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I just did a Roger
« on: December 11, 2008, 08:01:03 PM »
There was a strange smell in my kitchen, a kind of damp smell, watery in some way. I was boiling the kettle for a cup of tea at the time, and while waiting for it to boil I first checked the washing machine (no smell), then the laundry on the floor (no smell), then the sink (no smell) and then every other conceivable place and object. Then I remembered that the scale filter had come off the inside of the kettle and I had not replaced it. Thinking this was the culprit, I picked up the kettle and smelt that. Again, I did not find the awful smell.

I have learnt two things from this: firstly, I still do not know where the smell is coming from; secondly, sniffing the steam from a boiling kettle burns the inside of your f*&%$% nose.

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 08:58:27 PM »
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 09:17:30 PM »
...but at least now you probably won't be able to smell anything for a while. Look on the bright side.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 09:30:09 PM »
...but at least now you probably won't be able to smell anything for a while. Look on the bright side.

 :D :D :D

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 10:35:12 PM »
Thats My Boy

Peter, I know you're his father, so I'll choose my words carefully, but how does it feel to have a king-sized twat in your house?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 11:10:12 PM »
Thats My Boy
I laughed out loud, Peter. Thank you.

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 12:40:16 PM »
Thats My Boy

Peter, I know you're his father, so I'll choose my words carefully, but how does it feel to have a king-sized twat in your house?

When are you going to get round to choosing your words carefully Peeps.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2008, 09:01:43 PM »
I just heard that I WON a caption competition!

So, I figure that means I DO choose my words carefully! ;-)
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2008, 09:14:03 PM »
Well done, Nige!

And I really hope nobody asks what "dogging" is.

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2008, 10:02:45 PM »
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2008, 10:10:15 PM »
I just entered the January one Nige - let me know if I win.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2008, 10:14:05 PM »
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]


Nige, if you decide to answer this....tact...decorum...family site...

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2008, 10:23:18 PM »
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]


Nige, if you decide to answer this....tact...decorum...family site...

Of course, Roger. It's something I've seen mentioned in the tabloids quite a few times. Google will tell you more about it if you enter "outdoor liaisons with strangers".
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 10:31:08 PM »
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]


Nige, if you decide to answer this....tact...decorum...family site...

Of course, Roger. It's something I've seen mentioned in the tabloids quite a few times. Google will tell you more about it if you enter "outdoor liaisons with strangers".

Didn't understand anything under "outdoor liaisons with strangers", so I googled 'dogging' and didn't understand that either - except it seems to be a summer activity.  ??? ???

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Re: I just did a Roger
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2008, 10:35:58 PM »
Um..well..er..it's..um...Nige?