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Offline The Peepmaster

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A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« on: December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM »
Please don't write to me, or send any cards, because the postmen don't deliver here.
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Vulture

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 06:22:27 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM
Please don't write to me, or send any cards, because the postmen don't deliver here.

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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 09:49:33 AM »
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 10:25:13 AM »
It's not ME talking. I was pretending to be Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon. The Royal Mail, (or Centrica, or whatever they're called now), don't deliver there. I've checked. I'm NOT a loony.
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Fyodor

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 10:27:56 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM
Please don't write to me, or send any cards, because the postmen don't deliver here.
Now you tell me!
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Malc

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 12:43:05 PM »
You ARE a loony!

After your comments re the tramps strip on the other site I think you've been bitten by some Philippine insect which has laid its eggs in your brain and the little hatchlings are jiggling around in the grey matter right now.
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Malc

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 09:41:53 PM »
I mean that in a caring way.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 10:21:03 PM »
I got bitten by what felt like a million ants while standing at a bar on a beach on the island of Boracay. Gawd, that was painful. I ran off towards the water's edge at world record speed as the girl behind the bar looked on in astonishment.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 11:14:04 PM »
I'm not surprised - I too am pretty astonished that you can run at anything more than a gentle trot.
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