THE NEW DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!

[Roger Kettle]

I just thought I'd get Mince interested.

[The Peepmaster]

I just thought I'd get Mince interested.

You should have left the apostrophe out then. 

[Roger Kettle]

I just thought Id get Mince interested. 

[The Peepmaster]

Thats better.

Actually, I see that the BBC has now made an announcement about who the nex

[The Peepmaster]

Sorry. I totally lost interest and couldn't be arsed to complete the post. I may come back to it at a later date.

[Mince]

Roger, are you annoyed that it was not you?

[Malc]

I thought it was going to be Graham Norton. Apparently they were going to change the title to Doctor OOOOOO!

[Mince]

Apparently the new Doctor becomes the object of every assistant's desires and is now called . . . .

Nah, that's too esoteric for people who can't even spell "yours".

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm getting old - he looks too young to use a police box! Bring back William Hartnell.

[Roger Kettle]

I still prefer Doctor Cox and Doctor Dorian. And, particularly, Doctor Reid.

[peter]

I still prefer Doctor Cox and Doctor Dorian. And, particularly, Doctor Reid.

Or Doc Cotton

[Malc]

See, that's definitely Peter.