One gets the feeling that this is a pretend spat, like the preambles to WWE wrestling bouts where Wrath Of Hell pretends to threaten the wife of Little Tommy Tucker, the crowd favourite whose signature move is the hit over the head with an aluminium table lamp.
Don't ask me why there's always a table lamp handily adjacent to a wrestling ring in a 30,000 seater stadium.
Anyway, one of those spats. That's what this reminds me of.