Lookout

[Mince]

Letters written by a Cornish sailor who survived the sinking of the Titanic have been auctioned for ?17,500. The sailor, from Bude, was a lookout on the Titanic when the ship struck an iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912. He escaped in a lifeboat and went on to serve on the Britannic, which sank in 1916.

Apparently his name was not Uncle Albert.

[Vulture]

Letters written by a Cornish sailor who survived the sinking of the Titanic have been auctioned for ?17,500. The sailor, from Bude, was a lookout on the Titanic when the ship struck an iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912. He escaped in a lifeboat and went on to serve on the Britannic, which sank in 1916.

Apparently his name was not Uncle Albert.

Was his name Jonah?

[The Peepmaster]

I bet his name was Mince, he sounds a right twat.

[Malc]

I bet he saw that coming.

[peter]

I bet he saw that coming.

but not the iceberg

[Malc]

Er, that was the.....never mind.